Matthew Dexter is an American author living in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. His fiction has been published in hundreds of literary journals and dozens of anthologies. He writes abhorrent freelance pieces for exorbitant amounts of pesos to pay the bills while drinking cervezas in paradise with tourists. Thousands of articles sold for shrimp tacos, arrachera fajitas, smoked marlin quesadillas, and frozen margaritas. He is the author of the novel The Ritalin Orgy (Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing, 2013), among hundreds of stories. His debut story collection, Slumber Party Suicide Pact was published by Cyberwit Press in 2020. Second novel, third novel, and debut memoir are forthcoming. He’s the Lil Wayne of literature.
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Email:
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Emperor of Enchiloso 
Hi Matthew Dexter. You are really handsome, and your writing is pretty darned great. The two pieces I did read made me feel very, very jealous and also really want to fuck you. The best of the best qualities a writer could have, maybe? you really remind me of The Rum Diary by hunter thompson, and some absurdist philosophy in the best way. Maybe I should read more, but I like that view of you. Plus I have probably over done it on the ecstacy tonight. I’m 18/f, don’t know lots of stuff, but pretty cute. Into it?
Hey Matt,
I am a current kent school student and I was just wondering if you could give us some insight on the things you guys found while you were here. I have read a few of your pieces, and I can relate to your stories, and examples of things that were going on, because still are going on… Also, what dorm were you in, and what exactly did you mean by the passages? Are there physical passages here, that are hidden? Any help would be appreciated as seeing you with this similar story brings up some curiosity.
Thank you,
-Kent Student
Hi Matthew, I just read your short at Shotgun Honey, was impressed with the writing, and decided to search online. You’re the genuine article, it would seem. Nice to know about you. You’ll have a book deal soon, if you don’t already. Keep doing what you’re doing.
Anonymous-9
author, Hard Bite
Happy I found you. Love your photos, quotes, etc. We are kindred souls.
Hey Matthew: Your photos are BOMB! And so is your writing. The pic of you on the lounge chair reminds me of a pic one of my cousins had of Clark Gable when Gable used to visit his ranch in Ensenada to fish. What a beautiful place you call home. Peace.